Forrest Gump In Heaven


Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the pearly gates by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard so many good things about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been giving an entrance quiz for everyone. The tests are short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven.
 
Forrest responds, “It sure is good to be here, St. Peter. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. Sure hope the test ain’t too hard; life was a big enough test as it was.”
 
St. Peter goes on, “I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions:

1. What days of the week begin with the letter T?

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

3. What is God’s first name?”
 
Forrest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day and goes up to St. Peter to try to answer the exam questions.
 
St. Peter waves him up and says, “Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.”
 
Forrest says, “Well, the first one how many days of the week begin with the letter ‘T?’   Shucks, that one’s easy. That’d be Today and Tomorrow.”
 
The Saint’s eyes open wide, and he exclaims, “Forrest! That’s not what I was thinking, but you do have a point though, and I guess I didn’t specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one? How many seconds in a year?”
 
“Now that one’s harder,” says Forrest, “but I thought and thought about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.” Astounded, St. Peter says, “Twelve! Twelve! Forrest, how in Heaven’s name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?”
 
Forest says, “Aw, come on, St. Peter, there’s gotta be twelve, January second, February second, March second… ”
 
“Hold it,” interrupts St. Peter. “I see where you’re going with it. I guess I see your point, though that wasn’t quite what I had in mind, but I’ll give you credit for that one too. Let’s go on with the next and final question. Can you tell me God’s first name?”
 
Forrest replied, “Andy.”
 
When St. Peter asked how in the world he came up with the name Andy, Forrest replied, “You know, St. Peter, that song we sing in church: ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.'”
 
The lesson: THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW, and just because another person doesn’t see things the same way or understand the same way that you do, does not mean that it’s wrong.
 
— Author Unknown

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5 thoughts on “Forrest Gump In Heaven

  1. I just have to chuckle at discovering your wonderful blog. The post are inspirational. This post about Forrest Gump and heaven is a gem. In one of my roles as an executive / leadership coach, a favorite question, as dubbed by my clients as well as me, is “Is there another perspective?”

    I think I can share this story in that context soon, and perhaps you might guest post on my blog as I might be able to do on yours at some point, per our recent twitter exchange @dnrevel and @RevelnConsults.

    Thanks for sharing posts that really get you thinking! –Deb

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